copyright 2000 Jim Chevallier
DEVOTION
After your dad tried to have me arrested on our first date, and your ex-
boy friend skipped karate practice to tell me to keep away from you, and your
girlfriend spread rumors that I'd hired a hypnotist to get you to go out with me,
and after that graffiti that said my boyfriend would be jealous if I kept seeing
you, and after that cartoon in the school paper showing you in the clutches of a
giant jellyfish that looked a lot like me, not to mention the car troubles I've had
since we started dating, and the funny taste my food had just before I got sick,
and those fire ants I found in my sheets, and the letters I've been getting with
cut-out words and the e-mail that wiped out my hard drive after showing me
your picture with a big red circle with a bar across it - Well, of COURSE, I still
want to see you.
Why would you ever think otherwise?
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